Sink your teeth into jokes about meat from a proudly plant-based point of view. Funny, cheeky and clean, these meat jokes are made for vegans and vegetarians, yet friendly enough to share with the curious carnivores and omnivores in your life too.
Do you know what being vegan is?Answer: It is a huge missed steak.
How do vegetarians cheat on their partners?Answer: They Meat.
How many meat-eaters does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: None, they would rather stay in the dark about things.
I decided that becoming a vegetarian was a huge missed steak.
I decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak.
If two vegans get in a fight, is it still considered a beef?
I’m trying to go vegetarian, but I still sneak away for an occasional burger
Sometimes you need a little meat time..
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
What did one vegan say to the other vegan?Answer: We have to stop meating like this.
What did the grill master say to the vegan?Answer: Sorry, I can't listen to your rantings right now, while more important things are at steak.
What did the vegan Romeo tell Juliet before they last saw each other?Answer: We have to stop meating like this!
What do you call a dumb omnivore?Answer: A meathead.
What do you call a vegan who falls off the wagon and starts eating meat?Answer: Looks like someone went and lost their veg-anity.
What do you call a vegetarian who goes back to eating meat?Answer: Someone who lost his/her veg-inity!
When a vegetarian decides to eat pork or beef, then he will lose his ve-ginity.
Why did the vegan get fired?Answer: His job performance didn’t meat expectations.
Why do people kill innocent animals?Answer: Fur convenience steak.
Why do vegetarians like parallel lines?Answer: Because they don’t meat
Why was the vegan antisocial?Answer: Because he avoided meats.
You know that mouth-watering sensation you get when you're grilling a steak on the BBQ?Answer: I wonder if vegans get that when they mow the lawn.
You think I’m weird for not eating meat? You’re the one who’s eating a corpse...
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