Take a light-hearted look at veganism and the vegan lifestyle. These funny, friendly and clean jokes gently poke fun at plant-based living, from first-timer slip-ups to seasoned-vegan pride. Great for vegans, vegetarians and anyone who is simply veg-curious.
How do vegans quit veganism?Answer: They do it cold turkey.
I think the purpose of veganism is an appreciation for plants and veggies and fruit and to just eating cleaner... If you're going to go vegan, then really learn how to be.
Vegan: Do you know what veganism is?
Carnivore: Huh?!?
Vegan: It means no milk and no eggs.
Carnivore: Then how do you bread your steak?
Veganism is like communism…
They are both fine, unless you like food.
Veganism is not a sacrifice, it’s a joy.
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