Lettuce entertain you with plant-based puns galore! Clever, groan-worthy and gloriously corny, these vegan and vegetarian puns about food, plants and life are impossible to resist. Share them with fellow plant lovers and watch the eye-rolls and giggles roll in.
1 out of 10 zombies think vegans taste best.
Being a vegetarian in Germany is so difficult. It’s the wurst.
Being vegan is a big missed steak
Being vegan is a cry for kelp
Fur fox sake, go vegan!
I had to quit my vegetarian diet. Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
I'm on a vegan diet. They taste great!
If vegan food is “rabbit food,” well… hippity hop!
It takes a lot of nuts to be vegan
I’m not a social vegan. I avoid meet
My vegan puns aren’t cheesy
Thanks a melon!
This is just the vegan-ning.
This is just the veganning
Vegan puns are so corny
Vegans are fungi’s
You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
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