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Vegan diet jokes

Plant-based diet jokes for anyone watching what lands on their plate. Funny, relatable and clean, these vegan and vegetarian jokes poke gentle fun at healthy eating, cravings and the meat-free life. Share them with friends who count kale instead of calories.

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Have you heard of the garlic diet?
I follow a strict vegetarian diet. I eat only vegetarians.
I had to quit my vegetarian diet. Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
I'm on a vegan diet. They taste great!
I’ve found that a person does not need protein from meat to be a successful athlete. In fact, my best year of track competition was the first year I ate a vegan diet.
Carl Lewis
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Vicky.
Vicky who?
Vicky to a good health is a balanced diet.
My wife told me her new diet meant she could only eat foods made from almonds. Almond meal, almond milk, almond... everything.
When I heard this, I said, "but that's just nuts".

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Nothing will benefit human health and increase the chances for survival of life on Earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet.
Albert Einstein

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