Funny fruit jokes that are fresh, juicy and ripe for sharing. This clean, plant-based collection celebrates everything from apples to mangoes with silly, family-friendly humour. Vegans, vegetarians and fruit fans of all ages will find these truly a-peeling.
How do vegans say, if they wanna go on vacation?Answer: Lettuce go to the peach
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frankly, you could use more fruits and veggies.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Carrie.
Carrie who?
Carry fruits and veggies to work.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hannah.
Hannah who?
Hannah me some of those oranges, I’m starving!
Vegan: Try this banana.
Meat eater: Taste good!
Vegan: It's vegan.
Meat eater: I thought it tasted funny!
What do you call a banana that gets all the girls?Answer: A banana smoothie!
When someone says they've never tried anything vegan. You've never had an apple?
Why did the smoothie get assassinated?Answer: He got mixed up with a few bad apples.
Why does everyone love dancing to the Veggies band?Answer: Because they have a good beet!
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