Dig into funny veggie jokes for every vegetable lover. This clean, plant-based collection of vegetarian and vegan humour is fresh, friendly and guaranteed to brighten any day. Share a giggle at dinner, in the garden or wherever veggie fans happen to gather.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frankly, you could use more fruits and veggies.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Justin!
Justin who?
Justin time to help me pick some veggies for supper!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tom.
Tom who?
Tomato sauce counts as a veggie.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to help me pick some veggies for dinner.
What did the celery say to the veggie dip?Answer: I'm stalking you!
What is a mythical veggie called?Answer: It is a unicorn!
What’s Michelle Obama’s favorite veggie?Answer: Barackoli
Where do all the veggies go to get their drink on?Answer: The salad bar!
Which veggie watches over the estate?Answer: The carrot-aker!
Why does everyone love dancing to the Veggies band?Answer: Because they have a good beet!
Why was the teenage veggie so snarky?Answer: She didn’t carrot all.
Why wasn’t the young veggie allowed to start in the game?Answer: He was a green bean.
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