Tuck into our tastiest collection of plant-based food jokes. Funny, silly and clean, these vegan and vegetarian jokes about cooking, eating and everything on the menu are perfect to share with hungry friends, family and fellow foodies of all ages.
A vegan walked into a bar and asked the bartender: "Are these cruelty-free peanuts?"
My vegan roommate used to eat Raisin Bran, Grape Nuts and muesli all the time. I guess you could say he was a cereal killer.
The quickest way to become a nutritionist? Talk to a vegan. Suddenly everyone becomes an expert on food when they meet a vegan.
What do you call vegans who are kinda cool?Answer: Radish
What does a vegan zombie eat for breakfast?Answer: GRAAAAINNNS!!
What vegetable can you throw away the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside, and throw away the inside?
Which vegetarian dish is made from a few spuds of similar shape and color?Answer: Matched Potatoes.
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