Tempeh jokes for fans of fabulously fermented food. Funny, clean and plant-powered, these jokes give the nutty, protein-packed favourite the spotlight it deserves. Vegans, vegetarians and tempeh lovers will find plenty here to chew on slowly and happily share.
If two vegetarians have a heated argument, can it still be called “beef”?Answer: Nah, it’s just a case of two people who have bad “tempehs.”
What happens when a vegan gets mad?Answer: They throw a tempeh tantrum.
Why did the vegan couple have trouble in their relationship?Answer: Because they had terrible tempehs.
Why did the vegan get sent to anger management?Answer: He had a bad tempeh...
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