Seaweed jokes straight from the deep blue. Funny, clean and just a little salty, these plant-based jokes are perfect for vegans, vegetarians and anyone who loves their greens to come from the ocean. Share them with sushi fans and sea-veg enthusiasts alike.
What did the seaweed say whilst drowning?Answer: Keeeelp!
What do you call it when you do papercrafts with seaweed?Answer: Norigami
What kind of cannabis does a mermaid smoke?Answer: Seaweed
What should you do if you’re addicted to seaweed?Answer: Sea kelp
What's a blind pothead's favorite herb?Answer: Seaweed
Why does the ocean smell bad?Answer: Because the seaweed
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