Hummus jokes worth dipping into again and again. Funny, clean and packed with chickpea charm, these plant-based jokes are made for vegans, vegetarians and every hummus lover. Perfect to share at a mezze spread or whenever the dip and the pita come out.
Be careful if you are eating hummus, it is the strongest aphrodisiac known to mankind. Ever heard of hummusexuals?
My ex girlfriend tried to steal my hummus once.
Told that chick peace.
What do a pregnancy test and hummus have in common?Answer: They both require chickpea.
What do you call a murder in the middle east?Answer: A hummus-cide
What do you call it when one chickpea murders another?Answer: A hummus-cide.
What’s in common between a chair and a table?Answer: They are both not hummus
Where did Vegans come from?Answer: Hummus Sapiens
Why did the policeman go to the Lebanese restaurant?Answer: He was following up reports of a possible hummus side
Why does Donald Trump like hummus so much?Answer: It's made with chick pee.
Why was the man with hummus spilled on his shirt called kinky?Answer: Because he had some chick-pea all over him.
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