Smoothie jokes blended just right. Fruity, funny and clean, these plant-based jokes are perfect for vegans, vegetarians and smoothie lovers everywhere. Whether you are team green or team berry, there is plenty here to sip on slowly and share with friends.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he runs around his fruits and veggies until they become a green smoothie!
Hey baby, wanna come back to my place for a smoothie? It's gmo free.
How did Smoothie’s parents get engaged?Answer: Raspberry confessed to Banana, “We blend well together.”
What did the smoothie say to the policeman?Answer: Don’t arrest me, I’m Innocent
What do you call a banana that gets all the girls?Answer: A banana smoothie!
What do you call a smooth movie?Answer: A smoothie
What do you call a Vegan with diarrhea?Answer: A smoothie maker!
What do you call an iPhone in a blender?Answer: Apple Juice
What’s a cannibal’s favorite smoothie?Answer: A blended family
Why did the smoothie get assassinated?Answer: He got mixed up with a few bad apples.
Why was the vegan girl so much happier after she started drinking vegetable smoothies?Answer: She felt more up-beet.
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