Cannibal jokes with a darkly funny, plant-based twist. Silly rather than scary, these jokes are clean enough to share and just cheeky enough to make vegans and vegetarians grin. A light-hearted, meat-free take on a classic joke theme for grown-up plant lovers.
9 out of 10 cannibals agree - vegetarians taste better!
Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
If you eat a vegan is it still cannibalism?
If you only eat meat, you're a carnivore, If you only eat plants you're a vegetarian, If you eat both you're an omnivore, but if you eat humans you're a cannibal and are asked to leave the morgue.
What does a cannibal do after he eats a vegetable?Answer: He throws away the wheelchair!
What’s a cannibal’s favorite smoothie?Answer: A blended family
Why were vegan jokes invented?Answer: To have the poor cannibals for whom to laugh while boiling a vegetarian on a low heat.
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