Nerdy vegan jokes for the wonderfully clever crowd. Funny, clean and just a bit brainy, these plant-based jokes mix science, tech and geek culture with veggie charm. Vegetarians, vegans and nerds of every kind will find plenty here to giggle about and share.
What do you call an iPhone in a blender?Answer: Apple Juice
Why do plants use photosynthesis?Answer: So they can have a light snack
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