Omnivore jokes told from the plant-based side of the plate. Funny, clean and good-natured, these jokes poke gentle fun at the eat-everything crowd. Vegans and vegetarians will love them, and easy-going omnivores are more than welcome to laugh along too.
What do you call a dumb omnivore?Answer: A meathead.
What do you call a vegetarian that eats seafood?Answer: An omnivore
What’s an omnivore’s favorite food?Answer: Zoo-chini.
Why do vegans hate astronomy?Answer: Near Earth Objects are a bit meteor for their tastes!
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