Holiday jokes gone gloriously vegan. Funny, festive and clean, these plant-based jokes suit every celebration, from Christmas dinner to summer barbecues. Vegans and vegetarians will love sharing them with family and friends all year round, season after season.
I buy my girlfriend vegetables every valentine’s day; she thinks I’m corny.
My mom's making a Christmas tofurkey tomorrow, you wanna come along?
What did the bean say to its friend who returned from a holiday?Answer: You’ve bean gone! How have you bean?
What do beans say to their Valentines?Answer: You keep me grounded.
What do veggies say on their birthday?Answer: Lettuce celebrate!
What holiday do green beans like most?Answer: St. Patrick’s Day - because they fit right in!
Feel free to share these vegan and vegetarian jokes with your family, friends, relatives, co-workers, classmates, partner, training buddy or on social media!
Do you have a funny joke about holiday that you would like to share? Click here to submit your joke!
Bookmark this site and come back tomorrow for more great vegan and vegetarian jokes.