Animal jokes with a big plant-based heart. Funny, clean and kind, these jokes celebrate creatures great and small without a single punchline at their expense. Made for vegans, vegetarians and animal lovers, they are perfect to share with kids and grown-ups.
Did you ever hear the one about the vegan masochist who insisted on being flogged with the whole cow?
How does a vegan threaten someone?Answer: I'm about to give you a beet down!
What crackers do vegetarians refuse to eat?Answer: Animal crackers.
What do you get if you cross a dog with a vegetable?Answer: Collie-flour!
What type of crackers do vegans never eat?Answer: Animal crackers.
What’s the best way to keep milk fresh?Answer: Leave it in the cow!
Why did the squirrel blush after making vegetable soup?Answer: It needed a leek.
Why did the Vegan go fishing?Answer: Just for the halibut.
Why did the vegan maintain his distance from the cow?Answer: Because it kept cracking dairy jokes.
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