Plant milk jokes for the proudly dairy-free crowd. Funny and clean, these jokes celebrate oat, soy, almond, coconut and every plant-based milk that vegans and vegetarians adore. Pour yourself a glass and share a laugh with fellow plant lovers, no cows required.
Have you ever seen how they milk an almond?Answer: It’s nuts
How do Spanish milks introduce themselves?Answer: Soy milk
I love almond milk.
It’s unlike any udder milk.
My pet cow thinks she produces almond milk. She must be nuts.
My wife told me her new diet meant she could only eat foods made from almonds. Almond meal, almond milk, almond... everything.
When I heard this, I said, "but that's just nuts".
Soo...what's your favorite kind of soymilk?
The hardest thing about going vegan is milking the almonds.
What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?Answer: Soy milk
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?Answer: Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
What’s the best way to keep milk fresh?Answer: Leave it in the cow!
Why is almond milk called ‘milk’?Answer: Because nobody could call it ‘nut juice’ and keep a straight face.
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