A mixed salad of funny vegan and vegetarian jokes that don't fit neatly anywhere else. From animals and movies to sport, music and the downright random, every joke here is clean, plant-based and ready to share with friends, family and fellow plant lovers.
What do you call a dumb omnivore?Answer: A meathead.
What do you call a vegan Tyrannosaurus rex?Answer: A tree rex.
What do you get when you cross a Vegetable Patch with a Dinosaur?Answer: Squash
What is a vegan’s favorite TV show?Answer: Herb Your Enthusiasm
What is a vegan’s favorite video game?Answer: Kale of Duty
Which social media platform vegans hate the most?Answer: Google meet
Why are most ghosts vegans?Answer: Because it is super natural
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