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Vegan celebrity jokes

Celebrity jokes with a vegan twist. Funny and clean, these plant-based jokes have a laugh at famous faces, red carpets and Hollywood diets. Made for vegans, vegetarians and pop-culture fans, they are perfect to share with friends who love a starry giggle.

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Do you know what Bruce Lee’s vegetarian brother is called?
Michele Obama loved bracaoli.
What does Cher say to a vegetarian?
What is a vegan’s favorite Nirvana song?
What is Nigel Farage’s least favourite type of vegetable?
What is the fastest type of beans in the world?
What’s Michelle Obama’s favorite veggie?

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When Julian Assange became a vegan, he changed the name of his website to Wikileeks.
Which American historical figure do vegans idolize?

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