Carnivore jokes told from the proudly veggie side of the table. Funny, cheeky and clean, these plant-based jokes poke good-natured fun at the meat-eating crowd. Vegans and vegetarians will love them, and brave carnivores might just laugh right along too.
Are you a carnivore, but want to eat good, lean healthy meat? Eat a vegan!
How many carnivores does it take to change a light bulb?Answer: None. They prefer to stay in the dark!
If you only eat meat, you're a carnivore, If you only eat plants you're a vegetarian, If you eat both you're an omnivore, but if you eat humans you're a cannibal and are asked to leave the morgue.
Vegan: Do you know what veganism is?
Carnivore: Huh?!?
Vegan: It means no milk and no eggs.
Carnivore: Then how do you bread your steak?
What is a carnivore’s favorite bumper sticker for their car?Answer: I love animals. They taste great.
What's the difference between a vegetarian and a carnivore?Answer: Nothing they both eat non-human animal products.
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