Plant puns that will help you grow a smile. Clean, funny and proudly plant-based, these puns are made for vegans, vegetarians and proud plant parents. From succulents to sprouts, there is plenty here to share with anyone whose thumb is even a little bit green.
A day in the leaf
Corn puns are plant-tastic.
I hate when bay leaves.
I want to start gardening, but I haven’t botany plants.
I wet my plants.
I’m rooting for you!
Let me plant one on ya!
Lettuce eat plants.
Plant a kiss on me.
Spring is coming, I’m so excited I went my plants!
Succulents are planttastic.
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